» Top 10 Things I Learned Listening To SOTU Last Night
10) It’s really, really hard to be President – people expect you to do things and stuff.
9) America needs to be more like China.
Five year plans: they’re not just for Stalin anymore.
7) It’s still Bush’s fault.
6) Equity demands that it should be ten times more expensive to go to college in order to do something productive than it should be to go to college in order to become a bureaucrat.
5) Spending more public money on health care will still reduce the deficit. Really. It will.
4) Ending the influence of lobbyists and operating transparent government remains as important a promise to make today as it was during the 2008 campaign.
3) Joe Biden is very, very bored.
2) The problem with Washington is that everyone is eternal campaign mode. Accordingly, everyone should follow the President’s example and limit themselves to no more than 158 interviews and 411 speeches per year.
1) Nancy Pelosi’s face really is frozen.
(Honorable Mention: McCain-Feingold was passed during Teddy Roosevelt’s administration, for in overturning it the Supreme Court “reversed 100 years” of law). [McCain looks pretty good for a man of 167.]
via Big Journalism.
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I SAY NO TO THE NEW NEW DEAL & NO 2ND TERM 4 BARRACK “WHO IS INSANE” OBAMA!
I don’t know which is more frightening, the fact that the president was in office for a year campaigning on unconstitutional health care reform as his number one priority while attempting to pass a sneaky socialist bill to enforce mandatory requirements for all American Citizens to purchase health care regardless if they need it….. or that that the president decided to pull a 180 last night when he suddenly realized just how bad the economy was and that Americans should be “ENTITLED” to an abundance of employment choices, but penalized in taxes if they make more then $250,000.00 per year in household income because some how that would deprive the rest of American citizens from life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness… WOW, what hypocrisy in the same sentence. Hitler and Stalin have combined forces to become Captain Planet, but the Power is not yours… I was equally disturbed to hear that on our presidents agenda he now wants to campaign and lobby for equal gay rights in the military while building extra nuclear power plants abundantly in all cities and states to produce cheap clean green energy? Right….. I wounder if the President ever bothered to watch a single episode of the Simpson’s on television with his kids say in the last 20 years? Remember what happened with Homer and the nuclear power plant meltdown? 3 mile island anybody… Disgusting, Gays in the Military… don’t make me puke! Real Americans would accept nothing less then a strong military defending our country, not a bunch of weak fagots disgracing our flag because their so called equal rights were not constitutionally protected. I have news for you Barack, if our founding fathers wanted homosexuals marching around capitol hill and singing queer eye for the straight guy songs they would have mentioned it in the bill of rights, but one thing they did guarantee at the time until it was unfortunately amended was slavery you SOB!!! Up yours Obama, I demand your resignation on my desk in the morning for uttering such vulgar thoughts in a speech that should have ended with your assassination!!! You are a disgrace to this country and should be impeached immediately! You don’t place national security in the hands of someone who has the mindset of wanting to sleep with the enemy, especially during war time… Imagine that some fudge packer is too afraid to pull the trigger when he has the enemy in sight because he thinks the dude is gorgeous? Barack “Who is Insane” Obama, has officially gone off the deep end and his State of the Union disgusts me.
My fellow Americans, this can not be the “Change That We Can Believe In!”
“The Audacity of Hope is that Hope Kills All Our Dreams!” ~ The J-Man
Donald Trump would even say… “Obama, YOU’RE FIRED!”
Well, now i can go to college and in 20 years…. my debt will be forgiven. Maybe my grandkids won’t have to pay for my college degree.(or should I even get one?)
Maybe i’ll just go and party for a while, and then let the government provide me wiht the things i need….
so many decisions to growing up.