Over at Red State, they started a Photoshop contest to [uh-hem] honor Senator John McGollum for his recent comments about the Tea Party just being a bunch of hobbits.  Check ‘em out over here.  But so far, this one’s my favorite.

I will give old Johnny boy credit for one thing.  At least he’s being honest about how he feels about you and I .  We are nothing but insignificant vermin who need to be crushed by the weight and power of President Sauron.
From the floor of the Senate, Johnny McGollum actually laid this one out [...]

You know, you just can’t make this stuff up……
Via: New American  Seen any walnuts in your medicine cabinet lately? According to the Food and Drug Administration, that is precisely where you should find them. Because Diamond Foods made truthful claims about the health benefits of consuming walnuts that the FDA didn’t approve, it sent the [...]

Our whole city is falling apart…..
AZStar: Built in 2002, the Diamondback Bridge [cost $2.47 million] is looking a little long in the fangs.But the metallic creature will have to settle for its – put nicely – rustic look, because the city is too poor to mend it.
The bridge suffers a malfunctioning rattle and unsightly wear [...]

The Tucson City Council has kicked the Tucson Toros out of Hi Corbett Field.  Expect the Council to go after Girl Scout Cookie sales and lemonade stands soon.
The city intends to terminate the Tucson Toros’ lease at Hi Corbett Field, perhaps as soon as the end of the month.
The Toros – who fielded a Golden [...]

This is a new warning from the Center for Disease Control.  Please pay close attention!

Hat-tip to Joe