Gangbangers? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Hat-tip to Gerrick

It’s Alvin and the T-1000′s…..
San Diego State University’s taxpayer-funded project to invent a “robo-squirrel” has been criticized as a boondoggle by an Oklahoma senator, but the school defends the endeavor, saying the grant that funded the project also helped support the education of 34 students.
Researchers at SDSU used funds from a $325,000 grant provided by [...]

Here’s a crazy idea, deliver service based upon what the customer wants….
PITTSBURGH (KDKA) — Eighty-four billion pieces of junk mail were delivered to our doors last year – music to the ears of the U.S. Postal Service.
“We certainly have to fill in the void when it comes to revenue,” says the agency’s Tad Kelley
There’s been [...]

They must have rubbed Mayor Bloomberg the wrong way.  Or, if it was a musical,  I’d be singing, “What’s the buzz, tell me what’s a-happening……”
City officials pulled the plug on a vibrator giveaway by the Trojan condom company yesterday, disappointing potentially thousands of pleasure-seeking women who hoped to get their hands on some no-cost sex [...]

Is everyone stoned in Oregon?
(CNSNews.com) – A rural Oregon man was sentenced Wednesday to 30 days in jail and over $1,500 in fines because he had three reservoirs on his property to collect and use rainwater.
Gary Harrington of Eagle Point, Ore., says he plans to appeal his conviction in Jackson County (Ore.) Circuit Court on [...]

You’re gonna some help dating in the 21st century.  Star Wars sounds like a good place to start.

Check your lineage. Make sure you’re not siblings.
When it comes to going in for the kiss: it’s do or do not, there is no try.
If your girlfriend says “I love you,” and you simply respond with a smug [...]